FanDuel: Sweet Streams Are Made of This
I think you’ll agree (because Would I Lie To You?) that it’s been an up-and-down couple of weeks for us Saturday FanDuel devotees when it comes to pitchers. But I’m pleased to report that this week,...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers, Week 13: Urias Or A Hole In The Ground
Julio Urias is this week’s gut-punch injury of the week. The 20-year-old uber-prospect is about to miss a year and a half (at least) after undergoing anterior capsule surgery in his throwing shoulder....
View ArticleMoran Buy Not Moronic
In his first game since being called up on Tuesday, Astros rookie Colin Moran had himself a 2017 debut going 2-for-4 with a triple and a home run and driving in two runs Friday night versus the...
View ArticleAvoid Age Inappropriate Affairs In Cincy And Stick With Votto Erotica
Yesterday, Joey Votto went 2-for-3, 2 runs, 3 RBIs with his 30th homer as he hits .314 with a .438 OBP. Not only is Votto hitting for a high average, but he's also hitting for power, and, you kinda...
View ArticleMets Hope The Bruce/Smith Swap At Least Helps On The Defensive End
The Mets continue to move towards the future, promoting their top first base prospect, Dominic Smith. They are cautiously optimistic. Adverbly restrained because the last time they were unbridled in...
View ArticleSafari So Good For Nat Gio
Allow me to paint a visual metaphor. A vetaphor. The entire league's pitching is cornered on the grounds of a wildlife preserve. A tiger, we'll call him Blister, stalks towards the league's...
View ArticleFanDuel: Lamet It Be
Hi, do you have a second to talk about Dinelson Lamet? Seven innings pitched and seven strikeouts last night, what da f? He's gangbusters when he wants to be, then he leaves us hanging with a multi...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: I Dream of Biagini
There's nothing more random than September baseball. It's a time where you throw season stats out the window and ride the hot bat or hot hand. The mystery of a new guy can throw the league off for a...
View ArticleGausman Turns Boston Bats Into Baked Beans
Who loves irony? Did you just answer your mom? I said irony, not ironing. As the British will tell you, irony is not a well-pressed shirt. Though, now that I think about it, if I had a well-pressed...
View ArticleChris Sale’s Version Of 300 More Homoerotic Than The Movie
You know how they say think about baseball to make sex last longer? Okay, so I was thinking, to make the baseball season last longer do we think about baseball? Maybe we think about sex. This is a...
View ArticleWhat Do Ynoa – Another Ex-Met Pitcher Does Well
Yesterday, Gabriel Ynoa threw a gem, 8 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 3 Ks, ERA at 3.41 in just under 32 IP. His name is pronounced EE-know-a. As they say, the more you EE-know-a. Ynoa was only at 94...
View ArticleBuy Hunter? Renfroe Sho!
When Hunter Renfroe was demoted two months ago, he had to ask himself, "Did I just lose my job to Jabari?" Since he was holding down his soon-to-be-extinct home button on his iPhone, Siri responded,...
View ArticleFanDuel: Play Stressbird!
It’s actually really unfair that poor Stephen Strasburg still has the “Stressbird” moniker in these here Razzball parts, but old habits and nicknames die hard. [Sidebar: Plus I went to a music festival...
View ArticleTop 80 Outfielders for 2018 Fantasy Baseball
? As we continue our 2018 fantasy baseball rankings, we head into the homestretch of ranking hitters. For those confused, homestretch isn’t when you shoot up late at night, remembering there’s a...
View ArticleRolling In The Deep: A Few Thoughts For Early March
Finally – stuff is happening! Now that there have actually been some meaningful free agent signings, injury news (nooooo, Brent Honeywell!), and we’re getting reports out of camps, it’s time to take a...
View ArticleFantasy Baseball Podcast: Top 100 Outfielders for 2018 Fantasy Baseball
It was a tall task, but we came, we saw, we talked a shizz ton about 60 outfielders for your listening enjoyment. We pickup where we left off last episode, and take you from 41st all the way to 100. Of...
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2018 Fantasy Baseball Team Previews: St. Louis Cardinals
Welcome to Razzball’s 2018 team previews! Over the next couple of months, we’ll be previewing all of the teams and talking to writers who represent those teams around the web. We want to provide the...
View ArticleUnder The Greydar: A Twin To The Max
When trying to determine overlooked players for the upcoming season I always take a peek back in time. Last year’s sleepers can be a good start. They may not necessarily be the classically coined...
View ArticleDidi Tees Off And Rays Couldn’t Shake That Pest Aside
Didi, Didi, can't you see, sometimes your home runs hypnotize me? Or how about, Gre-Gre-Gregorius? Gre-Gre-Gregorius... Gregorius sung by Duran Duran or Biggie work for me. Fun fact! Duran Duran...
View ArticleCleveland Bats Coming Back From Vacarnacion
"I want to recreate the Pequot War of 1636, but I don't want to use ordinary weapons, instead I want to use diarrhea." "How would that work, Matt Moore?" "I'm thinking whenever I see an Indian, I...
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