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Bauer Keeps Finger On Reds’ Pressure Point Until Cody Drones On

Yesterday, Trevor Bauer continued to keep the drool moist on his owners' chins -- 8 IP, 0 ER, 7 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 2.30.  The other day some 'perts listed their biggest surprises of the 2nd...

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Rolling In The Deep: Deep-League Hitters For The Second Half

Greetings, friends!  We're finally past the real halfway point of the baseball season, and almost to the fake halfway point of the baseball season... either way you look at it, a good time to take...

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Yankees Have Revolutionary Thought, Make Up With Britton

Zach Britton was traded to the Yankees.  The Yankees acquired Britton to throw out all Boston players' tea.  Now the Yankees just need to acquire Ben Revere to ride into Boston and tell everyone in...

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FantasyDraft: Rough Trade

True confession: I can't cope with trade deadline season. I find it a terrifying time to be 1) a baseball fan (of a team that is in sell mode [cough Blue Jays cough]) and 2) a baseball writer: 1)...

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Top 100 Outfielders for 2019 Fantasy Baseball

We've done it!  We've reached the end of the fantasy baseball hitter rankings.  Give yourself a big round of applause.  I'd clap for you, but I have carpal tunnel from actually ranking all the hitters...

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Tout Wars 12-Team, NL-Only Draft Recap: Staying On Brand

At one point in Sunday's draft, Andy Behrens said to me, "I can't believe you went to $3 on Peter O'Brien.  That's not on brand for you."  You know what; he's right.  Shame on me for briefly going off...

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Baseball Podcast: Byron Buston? More Like Byron Busty!

Drafting outfielders for the 2019 fantasy baseball season is a hot topic. There's tons of outfielders, but the top couple tiers dry up quickly. On this show, B_Don and Donkey Teeth discuss several...

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A Polanco Walks Into A Lineup…

*wavy lines indicating a dream sequence*  It's the winter of 2019.  And I'm wearing pants.  Okay, that's not realistic, but it's a dream sequence, so I'm going to go with it!  Crap, I have to do my...

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Ambulance Chasers, Week 4: No Pitcher is Safe

Good lord -- Curt Schilling and his bloody sock are looking up from hell at the starting pitching landscape and just cackling. There are so many injured SPs this week that I’m going to just give you...

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Rolling In The Deep: Help In the Nick Of Time

Things can change in a hurry in baseball, and when they do, things can change even faster in fantasy baseball.  Since last week, we’ve seen the horrific collision between Starling Marte and Erik...

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Ambulance Chasers, Week 5: Little Chris Archer

"Little Chris Archer sat under an arch--er watching a high pop fly. He stuck out his thumb until it went numb and said, “Onto the IL go I!” Early reports are that he won’t miss more than 1 or 2 starts...

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La Stella And Angels Ride On Detroit’s Streetcar Named Desire (Or Any SP Not...

First off, big congrats to Albert Pujols (1-for-4 and his 6th homer), as he passed 2,000 RBIs. That is amazing. Now would some archaeologist find old man Pujols’s Holy Grail Goblet Room and let him...

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Hiura Not Gonna Believe This But I Was Keston The Lips By The Brewers

My preseason NL MVP pick was Travis Shaw.  *turns to a mirror* You're handsome, but hella stupid.  My mirror reflection separates from my body.  The aberration picks up a see-through suitcase, "I...

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Almost Saved By The Bell In Pittsburgh

When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning and I don't think I'll ever make it on time. By the time I grab my books and I give Razzball a look, I'm at the website just in time to...

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Yaz Please and Thank You

As is the on-trend thing to do this season, Mike Yastrzemski joined the 3-homer club Friday night smashing three long balls in one night including his 16th of the season, a go-ahead solo shot in the...

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Abraham Ready To Grab Toro By The Herns

Yesterday, Abraham Toro-Hernandez (0-for-4) was called up by the Astros. Funny, I thought Abraham Toro-Hernandez was one of those special sushi rolls. "It's got lox for the Jews, toro because it's...

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FanDuel: Down Goes Yelich

Let’s take a moment of silence for Christian Yelich’s season   …   On to the picks...   New to FanDuel? Scared of feeling like a small fish in a big pond? Well, be sure to read our content and...

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FanDuel: Windy Wrigley Weather Worries

How is it going today? Presumably this is our most anticipated day of the year, as it is the penultimate Sunday of the MLB regular season. It’s hard to get better than this - it’s practically been on...

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Top 100 Outfielders for 2020 Fantasy Baseball

We've done it! We've reached the end of the fantasy baseball hitter rankings for 2020 fantasy baseball rankings. Give yourself a big round of applause. I'd clap for you, but I have carpal tunnel from...

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NL-Only, 12 Team Draft Recap or: Steven Matz Is My Staff Ace, Insert An Emoji...

As many of you know, I’m in the NL-Only Tout Wars and LABR, so every year I take part in an industry NL-Only league with the CBS peeps to try to find my footing before I go off this Friday to Florida...

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