Zach Britton was traded to the Yankees. The Yankees acquired Britton to throw out all Boston players' tea. Now the Yankees just need to acquire Ben Revere to ride into Boston and tell everyone in Fenway what's up. "Excuse me, Jimmy McMalley, should we Google when the Yankees are coming to town next?" "I don't think that's necessary, Shane O'Irishharvard, the Yankees have a lovely black gentleman riding into town named Revere with a Britton" "Splendid, Jimmy, splendid." And that's how Massholes discuss current events. Britton now moves about three innings from the ninth. Is he gonna pitch the 6th? Not sure, to be honest, but he's not closing, so in most leagues you can drop him. As for Baltimore's new closer? Like neon scrunchies, what's old is new again, and Brad Brach should regain the closer job. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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