*wavy lines indicating a dream sequence* It's the winter of 2019. And I'm wearing pants. Okay, that's not realistic, but it's a dream sequence, so I'm going to go with it! Crap, I have to do my rankings. Quick, rank Gregory Polanco in the top 40 outfielders overall, because you like how he hit more fly balls last year than previous years and think 23 homers is repeatable with maybe more. Also, he's got some 10-15 steal-speed! But, since this is a very realistic dream other than the whole pants thing, someone, who you can't remember now, told you Polanco won't be back until June. Better check the news reports, even though that's rather boring for a dream sequence. Yup, Polanco's not due back until June. Frantically, by any man's measure but calmly by yours, move Polanco all the way down so you'll never draft him. Now fall into a kiddie pool so you wake to think you had a wet dream. *wavy lines* Whoa, that dream was crazy in its mundaneness! So, here we are on April 23rd and Grey doesn't freakin' own Polanco because reports in March were saying he wouldn't be back until a much later date. *bites stress doll's head off* I'm good. Thanks. Yes, I would own Polanco in every league; he can be a top 40 outfielder. Yesterday, he went 2-for-4, 2 runs, which was better than Jesus Aguilar's entire season. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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