Sunday Creeper Sunday and the Top 50 Hitters, Week 21
Don't worry, I'm not going to talk about U2. I already go over boring hitters below. Seriously, they are one of the most overrated bands ever. They are like the 80's and 90's version of the Eagles. The...
View ArticleThe Usual Cespedes
Yoenis Cespedes went 3-for-5 with his 31st homer and, like, his 12th homer in the past week. Doode's straight combustible heat. Like a fatty steak on the grilling heat. Uh-oh, I feel my rap altar...
View ArticleDraftKings: Duffy The Cam-Yard K’er
First and foremost, I want you to know I worked very hard on that title. Like, I spent all of 10 minutes on it. That's a million years in Fantasy Sports years so be thankful. Admittedly, I didn't...
View ArticleDraftKings: Don’t Bring Your Coors To The Pacific Northwest
Pacific Northwest siiiiide! Ouch! My fingers aren't limber enough for a PNW gang sign. Gonna have to start that Phalanges yoga I've been meaning to do...but hey, that's my problem. Wanna know what else...
View ArticleTop 40 Outfielders for 2015 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
With the top 40 outfielders for 2015 fantasy baseball, we’ve finished all the hitter recaps. We meaning me, but I’ll include you. No, that’s not a cue to try to hold my hand. Why are you now patting...
View ArticleTop 60 Outfielders for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
Hello again. Which was a fantastic movie! Shelley Long needs a juicy role like Judith Light found with Transparent. Or at least a Juicy Fruit commercial. Sorry, for a second I sounded like a gay...
View ArticleDeep League Thoughts: Aaron Altherr
I was trying to come up with some catchy way to introduce the definition of a "deep league thought", but they all ended up in potty humor. Then I reached out to my BFF at Razzball, the Big Magoo, and...
View ArticleAroldis Gunning For May Return
Baseball commissioner, Rob Manfred, took the podium yesterday and said, "Whether it's the speed of the game, popularity of the game -- as indicated by TV ratings -- the amount of open-handed palm grabs...
View ArticleNL Only, 12 Team Draft Recap (Or How Deep Does A League Need To Be To Draft...
*balloons fall from the ceiling, sirens go off* Oh my God, what did I win? Little ol' me was the winner of the "Only Person To Put Dustin Garneau In A Headline?!" *more sirens, more balloons* I'm...
View ArticleOutfielders to Target, 2016 Fantasy Baseball
We (me) have gone over the catchers, 2nd basemen, shortstops and 3rd basemen to target, cause I have to do everything around here! Look at me, throwing shade like a lamp in the shape of Nolan Ryan's...
View ArticleKeeper Values: Overrated And Underrated Outfielders
Hey guys! Today, I'll be looking at outfielders that I think are currently overvalued and undervalued in dynasty leagues. I'll be referencing their overall rank and rank among outfielders based on...
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No Whammies!, Week 1: Barnes Burner
Press Your Luck was a game show in the mid-80's. Contestants collected spins by answering trivia questions correctly. Then, the magic happened. I'm sure those were some of the reactions to acquiring...
View ArticleAstros Choose Luke Over The Force
*takes a long inhale* "You smell that, Roberta? You, with the yellow-stained armpits and sweatpants, I'm calling you Roberta. That's baseball you smell. In its infinite complexity and finite...
View ArticleOne Man’s Trash: The Socratic Question
The first major injury of the 2016 MLB season occurred last Friday as spring training was drawing to a close, when Diamondbacks outfielder A.J. Pollock fractured his right elbow sliding into home...
View ArticlePoints Leagues: Nostradumba**
I've begun working on a program that aims to harness the collective super powers of some of the greatest minds in the last five hundred years. Think of it as a digital hybrid of Nate Silver, Tom Tango,...
View ArticleDraftKings: I Was Throwing In The Six With My Woes
So J.A. Happ was almost a tourney call for me and then I looked at the Yanks so far. I looked at how their offense was rolling. I looked at how they did when everyone was healthy last year. I looked at...
View ArticleCarlos Rodon The Wall And Left His Mark On My ERA
Well, that sucked. It was extra sucky too because I had high hopes for Carlos Rodon's start vs. the lifeless Angels. Like eating Chinese food by yourself and accidentally getting two fortune cookies,...
View ArticleOne Man’s Trash: Using Witch Hazel to Cure Your Offensive Hemorrhoids
We're just over two weeks into the regular season now, and perhaps things haven't gone as well as you hoped for on your fantasy team. You've fantasized about taking a hammer to Ian Desmond's fingers...
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Points League: Prince Down
You know who I'd really love to punch in the face? Justin Upton. When did he become B.J. Upton. I'm sorry, I mean the artist formerly known as B.J. Upton. Justin has more strikeouts than Chris Davis,...
View ArticleKeeper Leagues: It’s Taijuan Time
We're now about three weeks into the season, obviously still a very small sample to work with but it's worth taking a look at current trends around the league. Some young guys around the league are...
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