Josh Hamilton was acquired by the Rangers as originally reported by Dan Pants on Saturday. Gammons, Dan Pants, Heyman, that's the top three most quoted baseball reporters. Dan Pants is a bit more optimistic than me for Hamilton's return to the Land of Spurs, Twinkie-frying and hats with gigantism. I wouldn't own Hamilton unless I had a free DL spot and don't expect much from him. I've chimed this triangle before, but have you recently seen Brett Butler? She looks like she's 89 years old. She's 57. Have you seen Lohan recently? She looks like she's 50; she's 28. Haley Joel Osment just looks awful, I don't know if he was an addict. Addicts age poorly. Hamilton, 33, has the body of a 60-year-old. Breaking down left and right just getting out of bed. He says he'll be back in a few weeks, but he'll go down to another injury, and then when the doctor goes to prescribe something, Hamilton won't be able to take it due to his addictions and he'll be back on the DL. It's a feel-good story (if the only other stories you've ever heard involve Amanda Bynes), but I wouldn't bother. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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