You flip through your cassette singles. You pop in James Ingram's Just Once cassette single, but decide that's better to play right after taking the love of your life for an abortion. You then pop in the In Your Eyes cassette single, but it feels too Say Anything. You then pop in the Always & Forever single you played on the way to prom, and it...feels right. You take your boombox and place it on your shoulder, Luther Vandross plays obnoxiously loud if Vandross could ever be obnoxious, but you decide he can't be. The song gets to the end and you flip it over to play the Always & Forever house remix. Yet, this whole time, Matt Harvey's Buy Low Window stays shut. You wonder why it won't open again, and sigh. It's now shut because yesterday Matt Harvey went 7 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA down to 5.37. Looks like the slider returned with his velocity. Last week I said I didn't think his problems were unfixable, yesterday he showed they weren't. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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