Call me nuts, but I don't know about the Red Sox inviting Bryce Harper's dad and Pete Alonso's cousin to pitch for them. This doesn't feel like it's the smartest move. Oh, just thought of a great idea. For each home run a Red Sox pitcher gives up, whichever cardboard fan gets hit by the gopher ball, they have their mortgage paid off. John Henry prolly never do it because then his net worth might go from $2.6 billion to around $2.599 billion. So, yesterday the Home Run Derby began and ended with Adam Duvall (3-for-4, 5 RBIs) as he hit his 6th, 7th and 8th homer. "Duvall, you are my trusted adviser, and I will call you Constantinople." "Cut...Okay, that was good, Marlon, but call him Tom and he's your 'consigliere.'" Also, in this game, Marcell Ozuna (2-for-4, 2 RBIs) hit his 12th homer, and 4th homer in two games. OZUNA love Fenway without fans. OZUNA say no more comment. So, for fantasy, these guys are both who they are, but the moral of this story is Red Sox pitching is the most sucky, and you should stream all hitters you can against them. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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