Javier Barred M’s
Jesse Winker was a .300 hitter. The Mariners made Jesse Winker a .180 hitter. The Mariners took the two best prospects in baseball and made them .175 hitters. I don't want to overstate how good...
View ArticleTop 100 Outfielders For 2021 Fantasy Baseball: NyQuil & Naquin Edition
Welcome back, Razz faithful. We have the first week plus in the books. And of course, there's a LOT to talk about and a lot to overreact to... as well as gloss over. Yes, all the things. There is...
View ArticleJDM’s X’s Beat The Baltimore O’s In Tic-Tac-Tater
"Just Dong Just Dong Just Dong Just Dong Just Dong...oh, and Just Dong. Then, when you get tired, and wanna go home, Just Dong some more." That was the guy who hired Quasimodo to ring the bell at...
View ArticleIs Jung Real Or A Freud?
Been a while since I gave you a roundup of news, so guess what? Here's a roundup of news, or in the case of Josh Jung, a guy who I added to the rankings. First off, what Prospect Itch said previously,...
View ArticleThe Saturday Morning Post: Boob Nightenfail
Howdy, folks. It's unlikely you haven't already heard, but ICYMI: esteemed national baseball writer Boob Nightenfail tweeted Thursday evening that the Mets had a done deal with Trevor Bauer. Then not...
View ArticleTop 100 Outfielders for 2021 Fantasy Baseball
We’ve done it! We’ve reached the end of the fantasy baseball hitter rankings for 2021 fantasy baseball rankings. Give yourself a big round of applause. I’d clap for you, but I have carpal tunnel from...
View ArticleRandy Arozarena & the Ex-Cardinals’ All-Star Team
Hello again, my friends. Hope all is well in your neck of the woods. I had another fun-but-also-terribly-painful experiment for you guys. For some of you this will be euphoric. But as a Cardinals fan...
View ArticleDuvall Latest To Join The Boston Tee-Off Party
Call me nuts, but I don't know about the Red Sox inviting Bryce Harper's dad and Pete Alonso's cousin to pitch for them. This doesn't feel like it's the smartest move. Oh, just thought of a great idea....
View ArticleUniversal DH Impact: NL Central Edition
Hello, again. Hope all you Razzballers enjoyed my takes on how some bats in the West might be impacted by the DH. This time around I'll take you through each team in the Central. Remember, folks, I'm...
View ArticleDraft Bargains with Reluctant Thanks to COVID-19: Part 2
Hello again. I'm back to remind you that baseball is still indefinitely delayed. While you're likely still sequestered like myself (remember when I said I'd bet my next check? Bingo bango, no school...
View ArticleFantasy Baseball Podcast: Top 100 Outfielders For 2020 Fantasy Baseball
We already gave you the top 50, so here's the rest... of the top 100 outfielders for 2020 fantasy baseball. How's that for a little SEO action? I'm a sad individual, I know. Well regardless, Grey...
View ArticleNL-Only, 12 Team Draft Recap or: Steven Matz Is My Staff Ace, Insert An Emoji...
As many of you know, I’m in the NL-Only Tout Wars and LABR, so every year I take part in an industry NL-Only league with the CBS peeps to try to find my footing before I go off this Friday to Florida...
View ArticleTop 100 Outfielders for 2020 Fantasy Baseball
We've done it! We've reached the end of the fantasy baseball hitter rankings for 2020 fantasy baseball rankings. Give yourself a big round of applause. I'd clap for you, but I have carpal tunnel from...
View ArticleFanDuel: Windy Wrigley Weather Worries
How is it going today? Presumably this is our most anticipated day of the year, as it is the penultimate Sunday of the MLB regular season. It’s hard to get better than this - it’s practically been on...
View ArticleFanDuel: Down Goes Yelich
Let’s take a moment of silence for Christian Yelich’s season … On to the picks... New to FanDuel? Scared of feeling like a small fish in a big pond? Well, be sure to read our content and...
View ArticleAbraham Ready To Grab Toro By The Herns
Yesterday, Abraham Toro-Hernandez (0-for-4) was called up by the Astros. Funny, I thought Abraham Toro-Hernandez was one of those special sushi rolls. "It's got lox for the Jews, toro because it's...
View ArticleYaz Please and Thank You
As is the on-trend thing to do this season, Mike Yastrzemski joined the 3-homer club Friday night smashing three long balls in one night including his 16th of the season, a go-ahead solo shot in the...
View ArticleAlmost Saved By The Bell In Pittsburgh
When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning and I don't think I'll ever make it on time. By the time I grab my books and I give Razzball a look, I'm at the website just in time to...
View ArticleHiura Not Gonna Believe This But I Was Keston The Lips By The Brewers
My preseason NL MVP pick was Travis Shaw. *turns to a mirror* You're handsome, but hella stupid. My mirror reflection separates from my body. The aberration picks up a see-through suitcase, "I...
View ArticleLa Stella And Angels Ride On Detroit’s Streetcar Named Desire (Or Any SP Not...
First off, big congrats to Albert Pujols (1-for-4 and his 6th homer), as he passed 2,000 RBIs. That is amazing. Now would some archaeologist find old man Pujols’s Holy Grail Goblet Room and let him...
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